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Funny Secret Santa Gift | Tongue in Cheek Christmas Chocolate | A Box of Obnoxious Chocs | Milk Chocolate | Fairtrade

The Obnoxious Chocs funny Christmas gift for friends presented in their gift box. The slogans include: 'Wake me when it's over'; 'Bah Humbug'; 'At least there's booze'; 'Not again'; 'Stuff this!'; 'Ho, ho, no'; 'Merry Kissmyass'; and 'Keep the receipts'.

Get ready to sleigh your Christmas gift game, especially if you've got a secret Scrooge on your hands… we present our handcrafted box of ‘Obnoxious Chocs’. Naughtier than your uncle's Christmas cracker jokes and the ultimate Secret Santa gift for him.

Our high quality 'Obnoxious Chocs' gift boxes are loaded with luscious milk chocolates with a cheeky side, making them the perfect funny Christmas gifts for friends.Each box contains eight chunky chocolate hearts, crafted from the finest fair trade Belgian chocolate, each bearing a cheeky Christmas message in coloured cocoa butter: 'Bah Humbug,' 'At least there's booze,' 'Not again,' 'Wake me when it's over,' 'Keep the receipts,' 'Stuff this!,' 'Merry Kissmyass,' and 'Ho, ho, no.'

There's more – these treats aren’t just some of the best chocolate gifts for Christmas, they also come in eco-friendly packaging that's totally plastic-free. So, you can spread the festive cheer without being on Mother Nature’s naughty list.

We’d be delighted to gift wrap your items for you if you’d like them sent direct to the recipient and we can also add a gift tag or greetings card with a handwritten personal message. Take a look at the options we offer in the photographs and you can add them to your order during checkout.

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Made from:  All of Bagstock & Bumble's lollies are hand made in West Yorkshire using fairtrade chocolate and our packaging is plastic free.

Best before: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date which will be clearly marked on the packaging.

Storage: Please store our chocolate items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated – this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly white marks on the surface of the chocolate (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

Dimensions:  Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and they weigh approximatey 20g each (there is a total of approximately 160g of chocolate in each box). 

Made by hand
Made by hand
Small batch
Small batch
Fair trade
Fair trade
Made in the UK
Made in the UK
This product may contain artificial additives deemed necessary for the nature or safety of the produce. You can check the dietary info for more details or read our policy on additives.

Ingredients:

Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441

Decoration: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* *May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children

Allergy Advice:
Our milk and white chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.
This product may contain artificial additives deemed necessary for the nature or safety of the produce. You can check the dietary info for more details or read our policy on additives.

This product is dispatched by Bagstock and Bumble. Delivery options available for products by this seller:

This product is eligible for free Economy Delivery.

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  • Estimated by Tue 15 July
  • up to £30 total order value £3.45
    over £30 total order value Free
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  • Get it on Sat 12 July
  • All Orders £7.95

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    Made by hand
    Made by hand
    Small batch
    Small batch
    Fair trade
    Fair trade
    Made in the UK
    Made in the UK
    This product may contain artificial additives deemed necessary for the nature or safety of the produce. You can check the dietary info for more details or read our policy on additives.

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    Excellent service lovely unusual chocolates

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    Fantastic service, brilliant product and my son confirms that it was delicious. He's had a hard time lately but has come through it and the sentiment suited perfectly, thank you.

    Chocolate Well Done Gift | Milk Chocolate 'You totally bloody smashed it' Gold Medal | Handmade | Fairtrade | Belgian Chocolate

    Brilliant. Nicely packaged.arrived in a couple of days.exactly what I was hoping for.good quality chocolate and they are big too.would definitely recommend as a fun present

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