By far the tastiest and funniest if not the most inspiring, box of chocolates! Our Obnoxious Chocs are the perfect funny motivational gift for a friend.
Handcrafted using top quality fairtrade Belgian milk chocolate and presented in a custom gift box, these chocolates are decorated with one of each of the following messages: ‘Namastay in bed’; ‘Never. Give Up.’; ‘Monday hates you too’; ‘Be happy. People hate it’; ‘It could probably be worse’; ‘When in doubt, don’t’; ‘Nobody cares’; and ‘Life is stupid & hard’.
Our boxes and all of our packaging are now plastic-free.
We’d be delighted to gift wrap your items for you if you’d like them sent direct to the recipient and we can also add a gift tag or greetings card with a handwritten personal message. Take a look at the options we offer in the photographs and you can add them to your order during checkout.
Best Before: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date, which is clearly marked on the packaging.
Allergies: Our milk and white chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.
Storage: Please store our chocolate items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated - this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly white marks on its surface (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).
Dimensions: Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximately 16g each (there is a total of approximately 120g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.
Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441 Decoration: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* *May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children.
This product is eligible for
free Economy Delivery. |
UK (All)
Economy Delivery |
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up to £30 total order value | £3.45 |
over £30 total order value | Free |
Tracked Express Delivery |
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All Orders | £7.95 |
Ireland
Not currently available for this location.