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"You're Not Old, You're Vintage" Cheese Hamper

"You're Not Old, You're Vintage" Cheese Hamper

The "You're Not Old, You're Vintage" Cheese Hamper

A great gift for a vintage gentleman, this hamper includes quality cheeses, crunchy pork scratchings, salted crisps, and a delicious comedy-themed golden ale. Part of the proceeds go toward funding the restoration of the Lancaster Bomber - Just Jane!

 

Vintage Cheddar Truckle

  • Three year aged cheddar with crunchy salt crystals.

Charcoal Cheddar Truckle

  • Our most unusual but popular cheddar infused with edible charcoal, a unique addition to any cheese board.

Lymn Bank Strongest Cheddar

  • A smooth and creamy cheddar that tickles the roof of your mouth.

Original Pork Scratchings

  • Crunchy original flavour pork scratchings perfect for snacking on.

Pipers' Karnataka Black Pepper & Sea Salt Crisps

  • Premium salt and pepper crisps made from Karnataka black peppercorns and high quality sea salt.

Golden Oldie Golden Beer 50cl (3.8% vol)

  • Wrinkles, wit and wisdom only gets better with age! And with this golden beer!

Batemans' Vintage Ale

  • Brewed from an old family barley wine recipe, this bottle comes in a presentation box and is the ideal gift for someone who is enthusiastic about great craft beer. 

 

 

Please store cheeses below 5 degrees Celcius.

Items may be substituted with closest alternative if unavailable.

This product contains alcohol. By purchasing this product, you confirm that you are 18 years of age or over.

Direct from the farm
Direct from the farm
Locally sourced
Locally sourced
Made in the UK
Made in the UK
Family-owned business
Family-owned business
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This product may contain artificial additives deemed necessary for the nature or safety of the produce. You can check the dietary info for more details or read our policy on additives.

Ingredients:

Vintage Cheddar Truckle: Mature cheddar (milk), salt, vegetarian rennet.

Charcoal Cheddar Truckle: Cheddar (milk), charcoal, vegetarian rennet, preservative (E202).

Lymn Bank Strongest Cheddar: Mature cheddar (milk).

Original Pork Scratchings: Pork rinds, salt, flavour enhancer (E621), hydrolised vegetable protein, vegetable oil. May contain nuts.

Piper's Karnataka Black Pepper & Sea Salt Crisps: Potatoes, sunflower oil, Indian black pepper, sea salt, dextrose, onion powder, rice flour, natural flavouring, yeast extract powder.

Golden Oldie Golden Beer: Malt (barley, wheat), yeast, water.

Batemans' Vintage Ale: Contains barley.

Allergy Advice:
Cereals (Barley, Wheat), Milk. Contains gluten. May contain nuts.
This product may contain artificial additives deemed necessary for the nature or safety of the produce. You can check the dietary info for more details or read our policy on additives.

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Thanks for getting it there on time as I made a mistake and entered the wrong date, but a quick email was all it took to correct the problem. It was a gift and the recipients were very happy and had a delicious picnic.

Classic Cheeseboard Selection Gift Box

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Bought as a present,very good efficient delivery and happy recipient.Thankyou.

Lincolnshire Cheese Gift Pack

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Very very pleased with the selection of cheeses in the Rainbow box. I bought as a father's Day gift. Excellent service. Very quick delivery. Will definitely order again.

Thank you

Colourful Rainbow Cheese Gift Box (Box of 7)

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Amazing service, amazing product. Packaging fab, fast efficient delivery. Would highly recommend, and wI'll definitely use again.
AMAZING!!!

"You're Not Old, You're Vintage" Cheese Hamper

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Watching our friend's face as he opened the Man Hamper - his 30th birthday present - was sheer delight. He unwrapped each item with an enormous grin on his face. He was more than delighted with his gift as were we.

The Man Hamper

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great product, fast delivery and well packed nicely displayed.
good value for the money and i would purchase again thoroughly
recommended.

Lymn Bank Build-Your-Own Cheese Gift Box

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Excellent Service arrived on time and my friend was highly delighted with contents,also at Easter we ordered one of your beautiful Easter eggs excellent will use your company again and recommend.

"You're Not Old, You're Vintage" Cheese Hamper

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I sent your product to my brother for his 90th birthday. He was overjoyed with the contents and delighted with the delivery and clear instructions. Thank you. I will be sending to others, I'm sure.

"Dad is the Best" Cheese Gift Box

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The recipient was absolutely delighted with hamper. Contents were excellent thank you.

"You're Not Old, You're Vintage" Cheese Hamper

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This was a 70th birthday gift.
Fantastic name, great packaging and amusing words and content was well received. Also a good price.

"You're Not Old, You're Vintage" Cheese Hamper

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This product is dispatched by The Chuckling Cheese Company. Delivery options available for products by this seller:

UK Mainland

Tracked Express Delivery
  • Estimated by Sat 26 June
  • up to £40 total order value £4.95
    over £40 total order value Free
    Express Delivery (cheese Cakes & Rounds)
  • Estimated by Tue 6 July
  • up to £40 total order value £4.95
    over £40 total order value Free

    Scottish Highlands/Islands

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  • Estimated by Sat 26 June
  • All Orders £4.95
    Express Delivery (cheese Cakes & Rounds)
  • Estimated by Tue 6 July
  • All Orders £4.95

    Northern Ireland

    Tracked Express Delivery
  • Estimated by Sat 26 June
  • All Orders £4.95
    Express Delivery (cheese Cakes & Rounds)
  • Estimated by Tue 6 July
  • All Orders £4.95

    Non-mainland UK

    Tracked Express Delivery
  • Estimated by Sat 26 June
  • All Orders £17.95
    Express Delivery (cheese Cakes & Rounds)
  • Estimated by Tue 6 July
  • All Orders £17.95

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    Direct from the farm
    Direct from the farm
    Locally sourced
    Locally sourced
    Made in the UK
    Made in the UK
    Family-owned business
    Family-owned business
    GMO free
    GMO free
    MSG free
    MSG free
    Soy free
    Soy free
    Egg free
    Egg free
    High fructose corn syrup free
    High fructose corn syrup free
    Peanut free
    Peanut free
    Sulfites / sulphur dioxide free
    Sulfites / sulphur dioxide free
    Ethically sourced
    Ethically sourced
    Antibiotics/ synthetic hormones free
    Antibiotics/ synthetic hormones free
    This product may contain artificial additives deemed necessary for the nature or safety of the produce. You can check the dietary info for more details or read our policy on additives.

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