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Funny Birthday Chocolate Gift - Obnoxious Chocs

Funny Birthday Chocolate

Looking for a chocolatey, scrumptious and funny birthday gift with a tongue-in-cheek kick in the teeth?

Our unique Obnoxious Chocs make a great joke gift for anyone who is getting older. Just make sure you have an escape route handy in case they don’t appreciate your sense of humour. Although, once they’ve tucked into the delicious, chunky Belgian milk chocolate hearts … well, they’ll not stay mad for long.

The eight cheeky chocolate hearts are decorated with the following messages: ‘Not bad (for your age)’; ‘Keep on keeping on’; ‘Happy booze & cake day’; ‘Older and wider’; ‘Cake is the answer’; ‘Greys matter’; ‘Sorry you got old’; and ‘Never been older’.

The chocolates are handcrafted from solid fair-trade milk chocolate and the messages are added using coloured cocoa butter. Each beautifully presented set is carefully packaged in a plastic-free gift box decorated with our ‘Obnoxious Chocs’ slogan.

We’d be delighted to gift wrap your items for you if you’d like them sent direct to the recipient and we can also add a gift tag or greetings card with a handwritten personal message. Take a look at the options we offer in the photographs and you can add them to your order during checkout.

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Made from:  All of Bagstock & Bumble's lollies are hand made in West Yorkshire using fairtrade chocolate and our packaging is plastic free.

Best before: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date which will be clearly marked on the packaging.

Storage: Please store our chocolate items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated – this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly white marks on the surface of the chocolate (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

Dimensions:  Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and they weigh approximatey 20g each (there is a total of approximately 160g of chocolate in each box). 

Made by hand
Made by hand
Small batch
Small batch
Fair trade
Fair trade
Made in the UK
Made in the UK
This product may contain artificial additives deemed necessary for the nature or safety of the produce. You can check the dietary info for more details or read our policy on additives.

Ingredients:

Milk chocolate (33.6% min cocoa solids): sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, unsweetened chocolate, soy lecithin (an emulsifier), natural vanilla flavour Fair Trade Certified FLO ID 1441 Decoration: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104* *May have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children

Allergy Advice:
Our milk and white chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.
This product may contain artificial additives deemed necessary for the nature or safety of the produce. You can check the dietary info for more details or read our policy on additives.

This product is dispatched by Bagstock and Bumble. Delivery options available for products by this seller:

This product is eligible for free Economy Delivery.

UK (All)

Economy Delivery
  • Estimated by Thu 18 July
  • up to £30 total order value £3.45
    over £30 total order value Free
    Tracked Express Delivery
  • Get it on Tue 16 July
  • All Orders £7.95

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    Made by hand
    Made by hand
    Small batch
    Small batch
    Fair trade
    Fair trade
    Made in the UK
    Made in the UK
    This product may contain artificial additives deemed necessary for the nature or safety of the produce. You can check the dietary info for more details or read our policy on additives.

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    Reviews

    Brilliant. Nicely packaged.arrived in a couple of days.exactly what I was hoping for.good quality chocolate and they are big too.would definitely recommend as a fun present

    Funny Chocolate Gift for Valentines - Obnoxious Chocs

    These were a gift for a friend, they really made her smile and she said the chocolate is lovely. Fast delivery too!

    Obnoxious Chocs - A tongue in cheek 'motivational' gift

    Yum yum. Delicious chocolate.

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